Great Aspirations

Gavin was in the car with me the other day when we drove by a couple horses in a pasture. The owners had not removed the manure, but had scooped it into a 5 foot pile. Gavin saw it and exclaimed, "Wow, look at all that. When I get big I can poop like a horse."

I remember when Kristina, Gavin's mom and my oldest daughter, was little. She wanted to be a garbage truck driver then decided she would rather ride dolphins. She never realized her childhood dreams, but perhaps her son can someday achieve his goal and enter and win a contest. I have no doubt that he will at least be able to join the ranks of most adult men and be able to fart like one.